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Reynolds is apathy incarnate. The only thing
he cares about is being left alone. Sit him in front of
a computer with a broadband Internet connection and he’s
calm as a Hindu cow. Make him do anything else and he’ll
throw a tantrum like a spoiled rotten child. |
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Chris
Minus is the foul-mouthed botched clone of Chris
as a result of an experiment that didn’t go quite
as Chris had intended. He’s got a zesty attitude
as well as a habit of killing prostitutes and flashing
his piece when agitated. |
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| David and
Brian are the two self-appointed friends of our beloved
Chris Reynolds. They are often the instigators of Chris’s
tribulations, but they have big hearts and usually mean well.
Usually. |
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A.P. is the
crazy redneck next-door neighbor with distaste for anything
un-American save for a popular Japanese anime hero named Goku,
whom he admirably strives to be. “Stay strong boys. Strong
like Goku”. |
